First day, and it's already less than 100 words short of my entire last attempt. Double hurrah! #NaNoWriMo
Got almost half way to my target daily word count before I even hit "save"! Hurrah! #NaNoWriMo
Lots of people waiting for the train, waiting to head into London on a Friday night. Needless to say, I'm the only one with a potted plant.
Saw the headline "Waiter linked to Turkey killings" and thought "Well, obviously." Oops. Capital T.
Should probably explain that Rye Lane is the main shopping street in Peckham. It was/is on fire, and there's apparently been looting.
After last night's riots, I was ready to gloat. "See? Peckham's not that bad!" Rye Lane is now trending worldwide.
Regretfully, did the weeding today. Have just destroyed several mini ecosystems. Also, turns out I have a nettle. Ow.
Why pretend it's a person? I'm talking to a) a sophisticated machine with a large database of answers, or b) an idiot with no manners.
T-Mobile website sales chat. Am I talking to a bot? A lazy/overworked human with copy & paste? A human assisted by a bot?
Conclusion: Every man should have at least two wing-collar shirts, so there's always a spare.
Notorious for spending his unethically-obtained fortune on a homophobic hate campaign. URL says it all: ipetitions.com/petition/notos…
Once again, eligible to vote in Wikimedia board elections. Once again, don't feel I can make an informed decision.
I've just watched An Officer and a Gentleman. That final scene is a health and safety nightmare!
Me and @zara_p's train is due in 16.5 minutes. Somehow this has been case for the last half hour.
Azerbaijan will host Eurovision in 2012. I think it's safe to say Armenia won't be hosting in 2013.
Thinking back to my trip up the Empire State Building last week, managed to get vertigo. In the basement.
Don't think I've ever voted so late before. Polling station quiet, despite local election and it being 7:30pm. Oh dear. #yes2av
In less than 48 hours' time, I'll be in New York, New York! So good, they named it once and also named the state once!
Reading suggested ethnicity abbreviations for census from ONS. Includes "Nord Ar Med Eur", where "Ar" stands for "Aryan".
Finally, a bright side to @LondonMidland's appalling service - a beautiful day to spend sitting idly in the sun!
Census form arrived today! Q15: How would you describe your national identity? Um... #2011census
"Willy Wonka needs more cowbell... NOT an alternative voting system" http://av.argh.tc/o-matic/ #argh2av
Am I the only one who saw the #SOTU hashtag and went "Flash! Aaa-aaa! Saviour of the Universe"?
Watching K9 TV series. In the future, everyone in London will have a slight Australian accent.
Despite much drama, made it home in time for Christmas! Thanks for the rescue, mum & dad! And Merry Christmas everyone!
Train assigned, 80 minutes late. Standing room only, lots of luggage. Train de-assigned, everybody disembarks. Train re-assigned. Gaah.
Hey... on the 24th, I'll be waking in Watford, brunching in Brussels and lunching in Luxembourg. Awesomely alliterative!
Okay, Google Maps has had the M25 labelled as the "Autoroute britannique M25" for at least a week. Technically correct, but... what?
It must be Christmas. Why else would I have just bought some Rudolph slippers? P.S. Skweeee!
Ugh. Station without ticket barriers + forgetfulness + maximum Oyster fare = unhappy Alister.
Stopped to buy the i this morning, missed train. If it's supposed to be for overly busy people, is charging for it going to work? #ilaunch
Hah! The kitchen clock, which keeps randomly stopping, has drifted a full 12 hours and is now only 3 minutes off the correct time! Victory!
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