Welcome
to the Jelly-Baby Zone!
Contents: by Alister Thomson

Jokes, the Dalek ranks, Clipart, and a selection of images, are all here.


Did you know...
  • JELLY BABIES were invented to celebrate the end of the first world war and were called 'Peace Babies'. In the second world war they were not produced due to lack of raw materials. They returned as 'Jelly Babies' in 1953.
  • 3,000,000 jelly babies are eaten every week.
  • Some americans think that Jelly Babies were invented for Doctor Who.
  • The Doctor has offered jelly babies to everything from a policeman to a skull.
  • Like celery, jelly babies have healing powers towards Time Lords.
    1. Research has shown the most favoured jelly baby flavours:
    2. Strawberry
    3. Lime
    4. Blackcurrant
    5. Lemon
    6. Raspberry
    7. Orange

Jokes.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
Got it in one!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Exterminate!
Dalek Who?...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
UNIT.
Unit who?
You knit a hat, I'll knit a scarf.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like an overgrown pepperpot!
Don't worry, all daleks seem to have this condition.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep feeling that "Doctor Who" really exists!
Yes, Yes, I'd love to stay and chat but I have to fix my TARDIS.


For Sale
Here is where you will find all the Doctor Who things that I have two of, that I am willing to sell. Currently this list comprises of two books.


Doctor Who and the Time Warrior, (Book)
by Terrance Dicks,
based on the BBC TV serial by Robert Holmes,
Actual Blurb:
His spaceship crippled in an inter-stellar battle, the Sontaran warrior, Linx, is forced to crash land on earth. He arrives in the Middle Ages, a time too primitive to provide the technology he needs to repair his ship. Allying himself with the local robber chief, Linx uses his powers to 'borrow' scientists and equipment from twentieth century earth.

Doctor Who tracks down the missing scientists and journeys into the past to save them. But can he defeat the ruthless Linx and his savage human allies before the course of human history is changed forever?






Doctor Who and the Paradise of Death, (Book)
by Barry Letts,
based on the BBC radio serial firts broadcast in 1993,
Actual Blurb:
'Apparently the thigh bone had been bitten clean through - with one snap of the teeth.'
'There isn't a creature on Earth capable of doing that!'

After a skirmish with an alien warrior in the Middle Ages, Sarah Jane Smith's life as a journalist in Croydon seems rather tame. Sje decides to track down the enigmatic character who took her back in time; with the Doctor, a good story is never far away. Her intuition pays off. The Doctor and UNIT are called to investigate a grisly murder at Space World, a futuristic new theme park. Tagging along, Sarah and her new colleague Jeremy soon find themselves facing huge crab-like creatures, mind-controlling devices and vicious flesh-eating beetles. And those are just the attractions...


Doctor who theme tune & variations:
1. Done on the pianoforte
2. The one you're probably hearing
3. Like N1, but faster and with different instruments
4. A sad version
5. Quite a short one
6. This one is great!
7. Slow, calm, and slightly sad

The Dalek Ranks
A lot of people think, "Daleks are just Daleks, oh yes, and their's that supreme one." Here are their actual ranks.
Pos.Post What they are Imperial Dalek version
1 EmporerThe Dalek emporer, as seen in "The Evil of the Daleks"Davros
2 Member of High Council Supreme Dalek, Dalek Supreme, Black Dalek.* None.
3 Planet CommanderGold Dalek None
4 Senior DalekWork commander, Saucer commander, Group LeaderNone
5 Normal DalekAll normal Daleks, and all those with different arms, i.e. pincer, seismic detector, pyroflame, etc. And stationery Guard Daleks, that can probably rotate, as seen in the time machine in "The Chase"White Dalek with Gold colourings.
6 SlaveNatives of conquered planets. You could say the inhabitants of Necros
*These daleks are either the same one, different members of the high concil, or the same post just different generations. This Dalek is a sort of mission commander. Please note that while the Gold Dalek is planet commander in "Day of the Daleks", the black Dalek was not in "The Dalek invasion of Earth", because, as the doctor said, they had not taken over the planet merely for conquest.


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